Okay, so maybe I'm a little simple. My wedding was put together in less than 24-hours and my cake was from Costco. But this crazy woman is the reason that I didn't want to have a real wedding. Because this kind of shit always ends up happening somehow. Thank Christ I sort-of eloped. Make sure to check out this link which is totally worth it since BWE photoshopped Tracy Morgan's face onto the bride. Please tell me you're watching 30 Rock. Seriously.
