1. Fuck 2. Yeah

I love it when you start wandering around through different sites on the internet and then one just leads to another and another down the rabbit hole. I recently found a ton of stuff I love just by doing that. Here's a good one: Que Sera Sera. When you go to the site now you can see "Text Messages Saved in My Phone, Vol. 6". Some of my favorites:

I am at a party and this dude named Tom is really into me. 2 yrs ago he added an H so now he is Thom. Is this what I deserve? Are you there god it’s me.

Oh fuck a party! It’s sweats and pizza nite.

Your friend is here! I haven’t cussed her out. Yet. (note: this was from me, to my mom)


and a link over to McSweeney's Lists (more on those later) yielded one of her funny contributions:

B A B Y N A M E S F O R
A N E X P E C T E D S I S T E R
S U G G E S T E D B Y
N A T H A N I E L W A T S O N ,
A G E S I X .

BY SARAH BROWN

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Pancake*
Hambone*
Skeleton*
Total Annihilation
Toto
Jimmy II
Anna
Hannah

* Name suggested earlier for Watson's brother Jimmy, twenty-one-months old.


You have to dig around a little on the site to get more material but fun if you have a little time to kill.