What Happened To Your Queer Party Friends?

How much do I love Simon Rex now?? There are so many moments here that make me wanna stand up and shout. Rollerskating Cocaine Snort? Subversive genius.

Drunken Orson Welles

Because even if your life is slightly off the rails, watching a wasted Orson Welles shoot a champagne commercial can make it all hurt a little less.

Spider-Man Tres, Amigo

Spider-Man 3: How It Should Have Ended
I've been pretty vocal about my hatred for Spidey 3. That movie was heinous. I felt like I had just watched 2 hours of cardboard cutouts move in front of a green screen overdubbed with dialogue cut from the first two (vastly superior) movies. This video was immensely more enjoyable than any 6 minutes of that which it mocks. The "Topher Grace" voice is frickin' genius and a special OMG Award for the quick glimpse of my man Ash in the last 10 seconds.

Fred Armisen Rocks

I watched SNL this weekend because this is the first time in maybe ten years that I think their comics may actually be sick gifted. As always, the show is hit and miss but I had another reason for not enjoying it as much this week. The sound mixing on it was so bad that I could really only hear one thing in the mix. On this it was Andy Samberg's singing and pretty much nothing else. I tell ya, it's way funnier when I can really hear what's going on. But that Fred Armisen as Ahmadinejad is wicked funny no matter what the crappy sound mix.

True Love: Must Watch.

I am not ashamed to say it (mostly because I am a notorious TV Weepie) but Aliens in America totally made me cry. I just couldn't get over how completely sincere it was and maybe it's because I had a horribly awkward adolescence but my heart was aching through the entire show. I'm thinking it's sorta Freaks and Geeks x Globally Topical + Even Stevens in some weird way. Please please watch. You know it's better than Big Bang Theory and you're already DVRing Chuck anyway.


Please tell me you watched Reaper. Really surprised me how much I liked it and I am very excited for another. And Ray Wise? So much better than I was expecting, and my expectations were really high. I think he's actually underplaying it a bit (hard to believe) but it is completely to the benefit of the show.