It's been bugging me for far too long and I'm just gonna say it: Nestor Carbonell needs to lay off the fucking eyeliner. Every time I'm watching him on Lost I want so much to pay as close attention as I can, because we all know that Richard Alpert holds some important keys as to what the fuck is going on? But I can't because I'm just thinking about his guyliner. Look, I know he's dark haired and skinned but that shit is very, very wrong.
Then I see Dark Knight in IMAX for Jebus' sake and it was like the eyeliner was bucking with Heath for Best Supporting Makeup. It's got me wondering whether he's surreptitiously sponsored by a makeup giant. Behold: my Monday masterpiece.
